Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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Anyone ? Prease?
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parents: can we use your computer for a minute
me: wipes internet history deletes bookmarks changes passwords changes desktop wallpaper encrypts all folders installs internet explorer opens it up at google
me: yeah sure here you go
Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me off.
Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
Me: why
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“oh hey, sup”
“oh, ya know, just stealing emily fowler’s dog”
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